noé & nanashi

it would've been a bad thing if I wanted something serious ?
wow that's such a cynical view of the all thing... I'm on it, I'm a guy on an app and a real one, don't think both are that different
why are you on it anyway if it's such a shitty place ? don't tell me you're in this kind of guys... well I guess we all have your kind of fetish but still. you're not that old to be that jaded nana

and stop callin' me nono, I'm not a puppy or smth

hahaha... jealous of my balls ? you have weird expectations, but i'll take it

well in my world, u're too young to want something serious. u're too young to actually know what you want, anyway. but it's not bad if you do, only a little sad maybe.
i'm ok with shitty places and shitty people, coz i know what i'm looking for. if it were a fetish, i would be really lame... so no, it's no fkn fetish... but babe, u kinda are a puppy or smth, in the way that u are still in trainin. so u should listen to the old dog when it barks to you to be careful, don't hope too much and that u fckn should go out in a bar. or even in the library if you like them all smart and shit for all i care.

i'll engrave a whistle with nono written on it. it'll be the cutest.

at least I have some, that's good start... expectations I mean, well and balls too, anyway

if you knew, my life is sad, and maybe I won't have time waiting to be older for getting a taste of what serious is...
then, train me so I won't be a puppy anymore, it's annoying. you sound like a mom, not mine she wouldn't say this kind of things to me but still. if someone matches with me I send you his profile so you can tell me if it's sage or not okay ? old dog wize's advice

do you want me to wave my tail too when you'll blow ? merlin's butt, shut up with this. I'm unmatching you, bye

UN-fucking-GRATEFUL

(omg... my message got through, you didn't even really unmatched me. definitely no balls, baby)

i'll train you alright. i'm a mom already, i can add another children to my collection (better be nice with your little sister or i'll slap u in the face)
but don't give me shit like "maybe i won't have time", otherwise you can stop your life right now. coz yeah maybe you're gonna be hit by a broom tonight, or eaten by a big creature. who fucking knows. u do whatever makes you feel good, but only because it does, not because you feel like u "need" to, just in case. we all have a deadline, we just don't know it.