noé & nanashi

(yeah, I saw it, sorry)

I'm always nice... and besides, I'm sure you'll find other reasons to slap me anyway.
there are, things, you don't know about me, believe me I know what I'm talking about. it's always "just in case", even if we think otherwise. I mean, this app is a "just in case" thing too, you can't properly think you'll find your soul mate on something like this, dicks to jump on okay, but this shit ? nah

is this why you're here Nana ? really ? the long kind of relationship ?

hahaha, i will, prepare your cheeks.
look babe, we all have things in our life that change our plans and come knock at our door at some moments when it's not expected. i don't need to know your past and your story to get that, and you don't need to have an "excuse" to feel it either. it's the reason why you have to enjoy every minute of your godamn life. don't be careful. that's what i mean, with the "just in case" thing. you will always get back on your feet somehow.

and no, god, of course i'm not looking for anything serious. neither here or someplace else. i'm looking for clients babe. business. not love. i won't spit on a good shag tho, but i'm not even that hopefull.

please be nice with them
I'm sorry... I am, that's why I'm here, to enjoy my life while I can. even if it's with a drooly guy or some other weird shits.
you really are making a good mom when you don't bark you know

yeah, that's what they all say even for a shag people here are not enough for you, high standards... that's logical considering your job and all the low butts and stuff you must see everyday

good then, u do that. but do it also OUT HERE, nono, don't play hide and seek behind your phone.
and i'm an amazing mom, don't need you to know that. ruff, ruff, grrr

love. you have no idea how classic people are. good shags, like really fucking good ones, are rare. i don't have high standard, i just now how low it can be (god, i'm making myself sad writing that, i just someone that can fuck me good is that so fucking hard to ask ?!)

oh. a mom should not say that to her child, right ? maybe i'm not that good with you after all. you'll be my first pancake so that i'll be good to hana

I will, promise.
carefull not to get too big for your boots here. you really need to stop with this dog shit, I might get vexed